{"product_id":"no-rest-for-the-wicked-skeleton-mom-crewneck-copy","title":"\"Sorry I'm Late, I Was Dilly Dallying\" Raccoon Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eThe ultimate excuse for the easily distracted and the chronically unbothered.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e This trendy graphic hoodie is made for everyone who takes the scenic route through life, gets sidetracked by shiny objects, or simply operates on their own timeline. Featuring a delightfully cool trash panda, it's the perfect, sarcastic uniform for casual hangouts, slow weekend mornings, or running errands in style.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" role=\"heading\"\u003eWhy Your Customers Will Love It\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eViral Internet Humor\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: The phrase \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003e\"Sorry I'm Late, I Was Dilly Dallying\"\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e perfectly taps into the popular, lighthearted internet meme culture celebrating a slower, chaotic pace of life.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eEffortlessly Cool Graphic\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: Features a highly detailed, vintage woodcut engraving style illustration of a \u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eraccoon wearing sharp black sunglasses\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, bringing immediate attitude and charm to the design.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eTrendy Varsity Aesthetic\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: The combination of bold block lettering with a playful cursive script gives the design a classic, vintage collegiate look.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003ePremium Streetwear Comfort\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: Built with a spacious kangaroo front pocket, adjustable matching drawstrings, and a cozy hood, making it the perfect layer for chilly days.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yhAwj\"\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" role=\"heading\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eColor\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: Crisp, classic white with a high-contrast deep navy blue graphic print\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eFit\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: Standard unisex relaxed fit (size up 1-2 sizes for a cozy, oversized streetwear look)\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eMaterial\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: Super-soft, lightweight cotton-poly fleece blend designed for long-lasting durability and warmth\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"Z1qcYe\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"iNqyIf\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"rQesXe MPyX\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low to keep the intricate line art looking sharp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Always Serendipity, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51718332711218,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/4385\/3362\/files\/cf-flow-3IrxqHWRCVDZpAePSuHMRDAr7n9a.png?v=1788542996","url":"https:\/\/alwaysserendipityllc.myshopify.com\/products\/no-rest-for-the-wicked-skeleton-mom-crewneck-copy","provider":"Always Serendipity, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}